MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT
WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS
BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK
AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION
MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO
This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
i feel like at least 80% of the problems in x-men could be solved if someone just kept magneto on one of those child leashes you see in malls and zoos
Now I’m imagining Erik floating aggressively on the end of his leash, trying to go in one direction while Charles tugs him in another and I would love it if someone could realize this artistically.
the average person can kill a man 5 ways with a paperclip. This is not true. The average person cannot kill a man with a paperclip. Natasha Romanoff, who can kill a man 10,000 ways with a paperclip, is an outlier and should not have been counted.